Donald Trump’s accounting team has found a little-known scam about Obamacare that has made the Obama family millions of dollars that should belong to the taxpayer. According to the lead accountant at Howe, Dewey and DeWitt, Obama had a line item written into the law that gives his family a royalty for using their name.
The name “Obamacare” appears ion the text of the law 418 times and on the health care marketplace exchange websites 129 times. Every time someone clicks on a page with that name on it, the Obama’s receive 41 cents from the US Treasury’s general fund. The worst part is, since the Democrats made it part of the Obamacare law and not the ACA law, it’s perfectly legal.
When asked to comment, Obama spokesman Jules Dorant McMaddenfist said:
What you have here is typical. The Lincoln family gets a cut every time the Gettysburg Address is re-published and the Kennedy family still owns the phrase “Ich bin ein Berliner” as well as “I am a jelly donut.’ Teddy’s last senate campaign was run strictly on proceeds from “ask not what your country can do for you.’ Why should this president be any different? Oh, that’s right…because he’s black.
So after playing the race cars and giving a ludicrous reason why stealing from the taxpayer and profiting from famous speeches is the same thing, The Obama guy leaves the room, Obama smiles and we all get the shaft. It’s so…unbelievable.
Trump’s accountants have concluded that the Obamas have already made more than $700 million and stand to make another $1.9 billion over the next four years. If the law is repealed, a repeal clause states that the Treasury must pay a breach of contract penalty of $500 million per year for 20 years.
Chump change to the vacation King and Queen. Enough to supply every school in America with an arsenal to the rest of us.